Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Obamassiah Gets Crowned-Soon To Be Hung Out To Dry by Pretty Moose Hunting Governor

WHAT THE FUCK?

"Jesus was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor."

WHAT THE FUCK?

Are these people out of their fucking minds? It's one thing when a bunch of internet losers and media jackals say shit like this, but when you hear it from the mouth of an elected member of the House of Representatives-on the house floor no less-you know the Democratic Party has sunk to the lowest depths to which they could possibly sink. That's depths PLURAL-the triple d's-Democrats, Depravity, and Despair.


Tennessee Rep. Steve Cohen riled Republicans Wednesday after he compared Barack Obama to Jesus Christ and suggested Sarah Palin is akin to Pontius Pilate.

The Tennessee Democrat, who supports Obama, was on the House floor giving a one-minute speech when he offered the comparisons.


I guess I could cut him some slack, since if his boy does get beat it will be chiefly (if not solely) due to Sarah Palin, but shit. One thing about arrogance, it doesn't mix too well with insanity.

I guess these people really do see Obama as a Messiah figure after all, but I used to figure it was on some deep subconscious level. Well this seems pretty damn conscious to me.

Does this make Bill Ayers Simon the Zealot? Haul in Teddy Kennedy to play the part of Nicodemus and we're all set. Bill Clinton and Hillary seem perfectly typecast as Herod Antipas and Herodias.

"So, you're Jesus Christ
You're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine
Turn my water into wine"

The kind you have with Bree, of course.

I'm really serious, do these people actually think this stuff up? I thought people usually said stupid things off the top of their heads, but I guess Democrats actually put thought into this kind of shit.

I'm trying to resist the urge to say something about whips, but damn there I just went and did it.

2 comments:

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Is criticism of Obama blasphemous racism or racist blasphemy?

Calling Obama the "Messiah" - way to court the Christian and Jewish vote, dipshits!

Keep in mind, these are the same fucktards that call themselves the "reality-based community," because, like, you wouldn't know if you weren't told, see.

McCain hasn't spent a dime trying to make Obama and Democrats look like imbeciles.

Why? He doesn't have to. He's against wasteful spending, remember?

SecondComingOfBast said...

Hey, don't forget, Beamish, he's also a Greek god. He's even got the Styrofoam columns to prove it.