Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Chemical Conspiracy

A major player in the baseball steroid scandal was left out of The Mitchell Report, says Bruce Reed

It's that damn George W. Bush's fault. When it became obvious his dad was going to lose the 1992 election, he became desperate for the Texas Rangers, whom he owned at the time, to get into the playoffs, so he made a trade for Jose Canseco.

He also has supporters among the many names listed in the Mitchell Report, as well as other names that weren't listed but, by gum, should have been.

See what happens when you play in the Bush Leagues? You get corrupted every time.

As for you, A-Rod, we'll catch you yet, damn you-it's just a matter of time.