Saturday, June 25, 2011

Apple Infused Horse Semen Cocktails

That's what they're serving in New Zealand at The Green Man Pub for the 14th annual Monteith's Beer And Wild Food Challenge.

The offering, said to taste like custard, is far more popular with women than it is with the men. That figures. I've known some women who I am pretty sure have had the drink straight from the source-sans the apple, of course. Who knows though, I knew one whore who kept her horse gorged on apples, so ya never can tell.

Oh well, it gives a whole new meaning to one old phrase. The next time somebody tells you to go suck a donkey's dick, just ask them "does that come with spring rolls?"

H/T Tiny Nibbles