The above photo is from an appearance in 1999, in which Michael Jackson apeared with Britney Spears in a duet of Jackson's hit single The Way You Make Me Feel.
It has given me an idea that this could well be the next up-and-coming couple of the year-Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. This might have actually been the starting point. It was not too long after this joint appearance that Michael Jackson's troubles soon began in earnest, while Britney's fortunes were just beginning to rise.
Soon, it seemed as though his life was a constant runaway train, running out of control, while she could do no wrong. Soon, Jackson was done. Then, when it seemed as though no one could ever top his shenanigans, Britney quickly began her own downward spiral, until it has gotten to the point where she is what and where she is today.
What would be more natural than for the two of them to begin together, to put their lives back together-well, together.
It would be a match made in paparazzi heaven. Britney would get to meet wealthy Arab princes and sheiks from Dubai. She would get a quick infusion of cash investments toward a real comeback. She would probably get quite a few infusions of other things as well-like multiple semen samples, for example.
They could also do albums together, and videos. They could do a concert tour. It might just be the shot in the arm both Britney and Michael need, both for their careers and their personal lives. Can you imagine that marriage? That would be the biggest wedding since Charles and Diana.
Moreover, when Britney wanted to go out and party, she could do so, secure in the knowledge that that great lover of children, Michael Jackson, would gladly baby sit her two precious little boys. Ex-husband Kevin Federline would probably be willing to work out a renewal of joint custody. Why would he not? Hell, just offer him a guest vocalist gig on the new albums first single.
Please, Michael and Britney-do this. Get married-please. A new world awaits you both. For that matter, so does the old one. Don't let all your adoring fans down.
