Friday, June 30, 2006

Michael Jackson-Psychic Vampire Update

Update-Please note, this is an old post. For the latest Michael Jackson post, posted in the days following the demise of this extraordinary individual, please see this post.

Michael Jackson has been existing in the Neverland of financial limbo for some time now, and seems ready to reemerge from the shadows of darkness back into the light of who gives a fuck. He has or will be moving to Europe, while maintaining a home in Bahrain, in order to be in proximity to music industry figures. In other words, he is planning on releasing another album, sometime over the next year.

His spokeswoman, Raymone K. Bain, in what might be an unfortunate descriptive choice of words in Jacksons case, explained that his “creative juices are flowing”. That might be interpreted as “lock up the kids, especially the boys, Michaels back in town”, except of course Michael is still wildly popular, supposedly, in Europe.

In the meantime, in an apparent effort to restructure his finances, which have been on very shaky ground the last few years, Jackson has fired his Bahrainian lawyers, as well as his long time accounting and business partners, the firm of Bernstein, Fox, Whitman, Goldman, and Sloan, and has hired L. Londell McMillan and The McMilan Firm. And he’s not finished yet. Well, he hopes not anyway.

Unfortunately, vampires, like Disney characters, never age and they never grow up. And I still hold that Michael Jackson is a psychic vampire, as I did a year ago in this earlier post on the subject. I don’t know what the inspiration is for the recent resurgence of his “creative juices” beyond the apparent desperate necessity to reestablish his career and finances. I would imagine though there were a lot of little cute Bahrainian boys running around the estate of Michaels Bahrainian prince friend, at right about the time his now fired Bahrainian lawyers announced he had restructured his finances in a deal with Sony. The result of this is that company now shares ownrship with him of his musical cataloque, including the Beatles songs.

Be that as it may, Micahel, like all the undead, may soon arise from the grave, reaching out to a child near you.

4 comments:

Illuminus Theo said...

Jackson changed his skin color to white not because he disliked being Black but because of his deep-seated fear of death, and his hopes of developing vampiric powers. And this all led to his staged death. It was not Jackson who died, but Dimitrie Draghicescu. Here is how and why:
http://illuminustheo.blogspot.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-is-not-dead-so-who-died.html

And by the way... I love your site. I think you're spot on in your observations about MJ and many others.
WNB, Illuminus Theo,

Anonymous said...

he did not change his skin color because of that look http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/mitshu/vitiligo1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/vitiligo-photos-michael-jackson/&usg=__QEPSG-3Iqj8tO83mhjwgSKfczNs=&h=1085&w=768&sz=148&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=XayQ9GLOet3USM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvitiligo%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7DMUS_en%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
and he is and may still be alive but i can not believe the comment about children adn little boys here this is for you too
http://kingofpopmichael.info/the-false-abuse/

Teleporter said...

if they are vamps hbo seriesmust be scaring them paula abdul just quit..guess they needed a job too for a while.

Anonymous said...

Michael was proved not guilty on all counts years ago, yet still people believe the media lies and hate, Michael is a good person, a Humanitarian, a Father, a Christian! He would never, ever harm a child in any way, it's only the sick minded, twisted people in this world who always see evil were there is only innocence and love. Michael only ever wanted to help people, to HEAL THE WORLD, he would always sing about it, he'd visit sick children in hospital and donate millions of his own money to charities! And as for his skin, he had Vitiligo, try to have some understanding and stop believing all the tabloid lies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6b7kHGsSg
And no he's not dead either, it's a hoax to show how false and croked the media really are, and before you dismiss it there is tones of evidence to support it, have a look at some of the vids on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hpCqfakT-E or google it!
Don't be blind and repeat all the lies, do some research and find the REAL Michael, it's so ironic how he's the most famous man in the world yet so few actually know who he really is!