Sunday, August 05, 2007

Fractured Fairy Tales

Hillary Clinton got her ass reamed at the Yearly Kos Convention/Democratic Debate, but it was probably worth it, from her perspective. She probably thought it felt good.

It started with a fart in the form of a question about the influence of PACS.

Hillary then let out a rip-roaring stinker about how PACS-including those representing Big Business, who “hire people”-represent the interests of Americans, and can be a positive force.

After she spread her cheeks wide for that one, Barak Obama proved that old saying about black men and those big ol’black snakes they are all supposed to have, by shoving it all the way up past her belly button. He would not take such money, he seems to suggest.

Of course, this monster cock came courtesy of Hollywood elites including especially Oprah Winfrey, who have contributed far more money to his campaign than they have to Hillary. They contribute all this money solely for altruistic reasons, of course.

After Barrack was finished, there was plenty of room left for John Edwards to stick his little pecker in, as he moaned in orgasmic ecstasy as to how they should all pledge to not take any PAC money whatsoever. The various members of the Bar Association and the Trial Lawyers probably stopped jacking off when they heard that.

But, after all, some guys will say anything to get a piece of ass.

Chris Dodd made his move then, suggesting federal financing of all elections, but judging by the size of Chris’s teeny weeny peeny, by that time he already shot his wad.

Dennis Kucinich, Bill Richardson, Joe Biden, and former Alaska Senator Mike Gravell, all stood in line and sucked the cum out of Hillary’s ass.

“Great taste”, said Biden.

“Less filling”, angrily shouted Kucinich.

A good time was had by all, but especially by Hillary, who got all she needed for one night. In fact, she’s probably got enough now to do her up until she finally makes her acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention next year.