Sunday, February 04, 2007

My Fucking Super Bowl Predictions

UPDATE TO THIS POST AT THE END.

Don’t make any bets on this, but this is my Super Bowl prediction, as of the time I first got up this morning, kind of spur of the moment.

CHICAGO BEARS: 27

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS: 24

Yep, Chicago wins it by a field goal acquired either late in the fourth quarter or possibly even in overtime, after a fumble recovery off Colts quarterback Peyton Manning leads to a Chicago drive and winning field goal.

This might be one of the all time great Super Bowls, with the one flaw that a great amount of the game, possibly as much as a quarter’s worth of total time or more, might well begin to look like a contest between the two quarterbacks to see who can commit the most fumbles or throw the most interceptions.

In fact, I am thinking that as many as 17-24 of the games total points could come about due to this aspect of the game. Also, I am thinking one of the touchdowns might come about due to a punt return, probably by Chicago.

Also look for three injuries, two of them minor, but one of them somewhat significant, all on the Chicago side.

Like I said in the beginning, don’t make any last minute bets on these predictions, and if you do, don’t blame me.

UPDATE-Yeah, I should have titled this post, "My Fucked Up Super Bowl Predictions".

Final Score:

Indianapolis Colts-29
Chicago Bears-17

If it had not have been pouring down the rain though throughout the fucking game-ahh, never mind. From here on out, no more sports predictions, I promise to stick to doing what I do best, promoting worldwide orgies.

Well, I did warn you not to bet on it.

2 comments:

SecondComingOfBast said...

Danielle, if your dad is that big a Bears fan he would probably come nearer to having a heart attack if he heard you say you wish they weren't in it than he would if they won or lost.

By the way, for the sake of his well being as of tonight, the next time you talk to him, make sure none of the next words out of your mouth for the next few months-at least-don't rhyme with, sound vaquely like, or have any noticeable correlation to the words "Rex" or "Grossman".

SecondComingOfBast said...

Har dee har har? What's that all about? I never claimed to be psychic, nor did I claim this was a psychic prediction. This was based solely on my observations about the past NFL season and my assessment of these two teams in particular.

Bears quarterback Rex Grossman, while he is young and yet has a lot of potential, has had problems with fumbles and interceptions.

As for the Colts, their defensive squad has been, up until the years post season playoffs, one of the worse defensive squads in the NFL.

The Bears, on the other hand, was throughout the season one of the very best defensive squads in the NFL

That is what those predictions were based on, there was nothing "psychic" about it.

Besides, even the best of the true psychics (assuming for the sake of argument there is such a thing) could not predict the outcome of a Superbowl, as there are way too many disparate factors to take into account, way too man individual and conflicting eneriges that just can not be foreseen with any degree of accuracy.

A true psychic does not even claim to be able to predict the future to that degree, they will tell you they can just give you a most likely outcome based on past performance in a given area, which tends to point out the road you are on and where it is headed. Then they will tell you the best possible way to achieve your goal in the most positive way.

As for the fake psychics, they wouldn't even dare attempt such a prediction, at least not to the degree of specificity that I did here.

But, speaking of psychic endeavors, I do have one prediction for you. You are soon going to leave something old that you've had for a while, and go on to something new, what you might call "bigger" and "better" things. It will happen within the year, and will cause some problems and turmoil, but that one thing you've been secretly wanting for over a year now will be yours before aother year is over.

I've been thinking about this for some time now, that's why I've been on your site the last few days. Who knows, I might be the one to point you in this new direction.

Give it some thought.