Thursday, April 17, 2008

Ouisch

To all the numbnut losers trolling the internet and in other ways attempting to discern the current whereabouts of Ruth Ann Moorehouse-

Just so you’ll know, she’s no longer the young, hot, pretty sixteen year old hippie chick that will (supposedly) fuck all comers. FYI that was forty years ago. Now she’s a fifty-six year old, probably drug-addled sixties era sloppy fat and wrinkled hippie broad, whose only resemblance to the past might well be the hair growing from her stinking armpits, which might well be matched only by the hair on her legs, and the sewer-like stench of her cunt. Have I shattered your illusions yet? You are obviously proof that man is indeed an ape if none of this has ever occurred to you.

Of course, I could be lying. In any event, stop wasting your time. Go buy yourself a Big Mac, sprinkle liberally with LSD, and jack off.

3 comments:

Guv'nor said...

yeah, but her daughters look just like her ...smokin' hot!

SecondComingOfBast said...

That's cool, I guess, as long as they shave on a regular basis.

Anonymous said...

Her defiant spirit was awesome! Neo-Pagans still inquire about her to this day because we "remember" the archetypes of our shared Elven homerealm, of which Ouisch happens to be one of the most iconic examples in media, whose deliciously feral style contrasts with conformity to artificial fashions that reflect the tame tastes of the mundane majority. Sad that she apparently never unfolded her intrinsic potential as a Neo-Pagan priestess, amidst the aftermath of the Manson Family meltdown. Perhaps some younger morphogenetic echo with better discernment, encountering this message while researching what had seemed an older "sister," shall herein find the encouragement to do so in the 21st century. I search for you. Do something great so we can find each other.