Saturday, September 30, 2006

Jack The Ripper-Television Show Proposal


Pictured above-the corpse of Mary Kelley, as discovered after becomming the fifth, and allegedly last, of the five canonical victims of "Jack The Ripper".

If you read this, consider yourself tagged. I decided to do a dreaded meme, only this one is a bit different from the ordinary. My idea is, see what kind of television show proposals we can all come up with. If you happen to hate television, no excuse. All the more reason for you to develop a proposal which you consider would be above the ordinary fare you usually find.

My idea would not be suitable for the commercial networks, as it would be far too bloody and gruesome. It would be more ideal for HBO or Showtime. Basically, what it would amount to, would be a continuing drama, a serial, in which a reporter for the London Times, one who works out of the London Whitechapel Police Departtment, would become obsessed with investigating the Jack The Ripper murders, in the hopes of being the one who would discover his true identity and thus crack the case.

My character would make a perfect suspect in his own right. His mother was a prostitute, while his father had been a high ranking officer in Scotland Yard who went mad from syphyllus. Yes, he is still alive, and is a suspect. As for the main character, he had been married, but his wife had run out on him, leaving no clue as to where she had gone, or who she had run off with, if anyone. Yet, he had considered their marriage to be a good one, as in flashbacks she seems to have loved him as much as he did her.

Following their split, their teenage son had fallen in with a gang of roughnecks, and is still a continual source of trouble to him.

Then, following the murder of the fourth prostitute, Catherine Eddows, whom he had known well, he becomes more and more obsessed with the killings, and begins investigating.

There are a number of recurring characters. His editor, his contact at the Whitechapel police, a fellow reporter. There are a number of well known characters and others who are vaguely known due to their tentative connections to the Ripper case. For example, Montaque J. Druitt, a barrister and former teacher who had fallen into some kind of trouble due to, it is rumored, an innapropriate sexual contact with a young student.

One of the most important characters will be Mary Jane Kelley, a prostitute who happens to have as her real name the same name that his prostitute friend had often used as an alias. She wonders if she had not been the intended target, as rumors had circulated that it was she who had been arrested prior to the other womans murder.

For the most part, however, most of the characters are random examples of London Whitechapel street life, or middle class businessmen, and prostitutes, etc. Cops, reporters, doctors, craftsmen, ministers. For the most part the kind of seemingly ordinary people that would have gone unnoticed in daily life.

But of course there would be a fair share of well known folks as well who might in some ways come under the umbrella of suspicion. It would be remiss not to include the now infamous painter Walter Sickert, recently accussed by author Patricia Cornwall of having been the Ripper. And so, he would be a regular character as well, along with some of the other suspects that have been identified over the years.

By the end of the first season, it is obvious that one thing is going to happen. Mary Kelley is going to be murdered. And that will take up, in fact, almost the entirety of the last episode, as the main character is laid up in his own bed, shot up with opium by his former runaway wife, whom he has found, and who has now returned in the hopes of robbing him. She has done so, and left, and he tries desperately to pull himself together, as the scenes alternate between his helplessness and the assault of Mary Kelley, by a person whose image we only see from behind, as he suddenly cuts her throat, and then begins to savagely mutilate her, all the while whistling an oddly familiar tune, one we seem to have heard once before, closer toward the beginning of the season. Who was it?

Then, we see him leaving the apartment house of Mary Kelley, and for the first time we see him. We finally learn the identity of Jack The Ripper. Well, this fictitous one, that is, probably an ordinary person that was not well or even slightly known.

The next season, and the last one, would revolve around the main character eventually discovering who it is, and killing him, but in the meantime being unable to gather the evidence to prove the persons guilt.

I got this idea from a conversation a bunch of us were having on The Widows Son's site
The Burning Taper, on a September 22nd post, with some moron called "MySpace Mike", who was obsessed with the idea of some grand Masonic conspiracy. In the course of an extraordinarily long series of copy-and-paste jobs from anti-Masonic sources, he mentioned somewhere the subject of Jack The Ripper, whom some have tied to the Masons, due to some obscure suppossedly Masonic reference left in graffiti on the wall by one of the murder scenes.

I thought, well, that would make a great television series, and for that matter, a great meme.

So there you have it. Come on, everybody, top this one if you can. Let those creative juices flow.

15 comments:

pissed off patricia said...
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Meowkaat said...

That's a great idea, Patrick. I'd watch it.

Widow's Son said...

My "Jack the Ripper" would be called "Jack and the Rip in Time" or maybe "Jack the Time-Ripper" or whatever title a focus group likes the best.

Jack would be caught up in a time vortex and, like "Star Gate" and the old "The Time Tunnel" shows, would only be seen late at night on the SciFi Channel.

Each week Jack would find himself, like the guy from "Quantum Leap," as a someone new, living the life of a different killer. One week, he's Jack Ruby. The next week, perhaps Genghis Khan or Charles Manson or Mata Hari or maybe the Biblical first killer Cain.

His first victim could be that crazy woman played by Tatum O'Neal on "Rescue Me."


Mary
SacredFems.com

autogato said...

If I could inspire a TV show, it would be one with a PLOT. Not this stupid reality TV crap. I'm sorry to say that I don't think I would watch a show about Jack the Ripper. I have this weird thing - I like to watch things that are happy when I watch TV. Or funny. I figure my world is filled with enough gloom during grad school/counseling people that I am selective about what I watch. Horror stuff is totally off my list.
I know. I know. Muffin says he's going to give me barbituates to make me calm enough to watch that stuff.

But kodos on coming up with something new for the TV realm.

SecondComingOfBast said...

"Jack The Time Ripper"-excellent, that's the kind of thing that could be a cult favorite. That idea about becomming Cain would make a great first season ending cliffhanger. He wakes up groggy, this guy approaches him ad asks him what's wrong, and he asks, "who are you?"

"I'm Able", he says, "your brother. How could you forget me, Cain?"

SecondComingOfBast said...

Oh, now Autogato, you shouldn't be so squeamish. How about a nice, light-hearted comedy, then? I have an idea. A woman insults an ancient goddess by comparing her to an actress the goddess doesn't like, after which she has to go through all kinds of misadventures to make it up to said goddess.

In our first episode, the hapless mortal lass is given an examination of her tatooes by a lustful pagan witch who, it turns out, isn't really a doctor.

SecondComingOfBast said...

Okay, Meowkatt, it's your turn. No squirming out of the tag for you, girl.

Tom Accuosti said...

I really hate to say this, but I kind of like WS's idea. A nice twist on the idea - and perhaps one could even add a detective to time-travel along, always a few minutes behind.

Better yet: make it almost-but-not-quite campy by casting Hugh Grant as the Sherlock Holmes-ian private sleuth. The season finale would have the two of them working together in order to get back to their own time.

The Sacred Chao of Masonry

SecondComingOfBast said...

Why would you hate to say it? Your idea is an interesting addition to it. At the end of the first season finale, the killer could be Cain, and the detective could be Abel. Or, hell, vice-versa. The detective who's been hunting him down, finally gets a chance to put an end to him, but finds himself in the postion of himself being the worlds first murderer.

autogato said...

You had me with your pitch up until the weird pagan dctor/painful exam thing.

I listen to some pretty awful shit all day long. People tell me dark secrets and I hear some of the worst things about humanity in the therapy room. I like HAPPY shows. I'm a sucker for game shows, America's Funniest Videos, and cartoon comedies. HAPPY STUFF. HAPPY STUFF.

Grouchogandhi said...

Now if you could just fuse Mary's Jack the Time-Ripper with Lost, CSI & Boston Legal, you might have something.


Yo, PT, got something Discordian especially for you over fnord. But don't let this lead you to believe that you're still not ex-communicated.

Hail, Eris!

SecondComingOfBast said...

Autogato, you're trying to worm out of the tag I put on you, you can't fool me. I never claimed you had to come up with a horror show, only that you should try to come up with a show. Sure it can be a comedy if you want.

SecondComingOfBast said...

GrouchoGhandhi, I have already re-unex-communicated myself twice now, this just has got to cease, or if you don't stop picking on me I'm going to tell The Great Mother of Harlot on you.

Meowkaat said...

I propose a show about one lone wolf mother getting revenge on all the soccer moms that scorn her. She never gets told about practices… she’s never asked to bring snacks… all the soccer moms look down their stupid ugly noses at her, even though actually she's a better mother than them all. So she systematically goes around destroying their lives. Ruining their manicures. Putting a red sock in their white clothing load. Pretending to seduce their ugly husbands because that's what they think she'd like to do, but actually she thinks they're disgusting. Heh. Ok, it’s lame, but I’ve had a lame week. I’ll think of a real show proposal soon.

SecondComingOfBast said...

Actually, I kind of like that one. I doubt that those husbands are going to feel much like they are the objects of "revenge", though. Or is she actually seducing them, or just making them think she is? Either way, it would work. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to come up with another one. Who knows what you would come up with if you really put some thought into it.