Sunday, June 28, 2009

Michael Jackson-Proof His Death Was Faked?

I was up early one morning, somewhere along 3:30 am, and so far as I know, that was the only time this segment has ever been aired at any time on CNN. But boy, is it a doozy. It involved a panel discussion of people, some of them tabloid journalists, others who had at one time or another had a personal or business relationship with the "King of Pop".

One of them in particular made the very compelling argument that Jackson, realizing his health was nowhere good enough to make good on his recent tour commitment, faked his death so that he could go into hiding, secure in the knowledge that his vastly increased record sales on word of his death would greatly eclipse what he could otherwise hope to achieve in his wildest dreams.

I know, it sounds like the standard crazed conspiracy theory, but it had added weight due to the fact that, according to this individual-

JACKSON HAD DISCUSSED THIS EXACT SAME PLAN WITH HIM JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN THREE WEEKS PRIOR TO HIS REPORTED DEATH!

Of course, the guy went on to point out that Jackson put this across in a way seemingly meant to convey casual conversation, but at the same time, it seemed to the man that Jackson had evidently put a whole lot of thought into this. Moreover, Jackson even made the comment that, were he to stage a comeback after a two or three years long absence, in the form of a "Thriller-Back From The Dead" tour, it would blow everybody away.

As if that were not enough, another man, a former Private Investigator who had once worked with Jackson, relayed that he had it on good authority that, not only had Jackson faked his death, but had actually gone into witness protection, after giving out information pertaining to his knowledge of several internet child pornography rings. He insisted that this made sense, and in fact was the only explanation as to how Jackson could pull this off, under seeming official cover.

It took a while, but I was lucky enough to find the CNN video in question. You watch it, and judge for yourself as to the potential legitimacy of the claims made therein. And believe me, there are more. What I have relayed here is the tip of the iceburg. For example, he may be in the process of undergoing a sex-change operation. One other that was related I am loathe to repeat in its entirety.

Suffice it to say that, if indeed Michael Jackson faked his death and went off into hiding, he may have done so in the company of a very special companion. I won't say anymore, except this-YBRR

Watch the video that follows. Prepare to be dumbfounded and shocked-

16 comments:

Deni said...

Nice song, but I really expected some kind of interview full of freaks :) Was it all a joke?

Anyway, I'll post this here too:

And on Michael Jackson, I also thought that could be fake.
But on the other side, when a legend leaves, it's always hard to believe.

If he faked his death, it must be for a good reason, so, it's his choice. I like the paedophile story the most, because I so hate this guys!

Quimbob said...

uh
ok
I have no doubt we are in for decades of "Michael sightings" ala Elvis Presley.
Maybe he will move into the same trailer park.

Joubert said...

That's a hard one to swallow. What corpse was admitted to the hospital and what corpse is being autopsied? No doubt this conspiracy theory will have a life of it's own and it's only a matter of time before Jacko will be seen in Vegas doing drugs with Elvis.

Frank Partisan said...

Who is being cut up on the autopsy table, and who is being buried?

Anonymous said...

Dammit! You managed to rickroll me!

Frank Partisan said...

What does rickroll mean?

SecondComingOfBast said...

Ren, it's a practical joke. The idea is to trick people into clicking on a link that supposedly leads to information or to "proof" of a fantastical, unbelievable nature, something many of them would not believe in a million years. Instead of the promised "proof" you get the old Rick Astley song-video "Never Gonna Give You Up". At the bottom of the screen you will see the words "you've been rick-rolled".

tony said...

well........things Look Worse than I had expected............[although,as usual,The Brits save the day!]

Quimbob said...

I dunno, man.
What if this story was cooked up to explain why Michael's corpse' DNA doesn't match his kid's DNA.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090630/en_nm/us_jackson_68

SecondComingOfBast said...

Tony-

Thanks for stopping by. You're talking about that thing on Ren's blog, right?

Patrick and Quim-

You guys should watch the video before you pass judgment. If you watch it, I guarantee you you will be convinced. At the very least, it will give you a lot to seriously think about.

Momentary Madness said...

would you "get-up-the-yard."

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

When Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, God granted her one wish for all of her accomplishments throughout her life. When God asked her what her wish was, she replied, "I wish for all the children on Earth to be safe." God immediately killed Michael Jackson.

SecondComingOfBast said...

Beamish-

That would be a case of one down, several hundred million (at the very least, and not all of them molesters) to go.

Anonymous said...

I was exspecting some people telling more lies about Michael Jackson I really want to know if MJ faked his Death was this whole blog fake or real or half in half!!!!!! the sex change thing was evil and not in any way funny !!!! :( :| :] : ) !!!!!! l.o.l R.I.p MJ!!!! : )

Roawynnë Galrædià LunOmbre said...

I think he might make a comeback december 21st 2012... something crazy is supposed to happen on that day

Anonymous said...

beamish why are you saying that on a pagan website