Sunday, June 01, 2008

Half Votes For Michigan-Florida Democrats

One of those Michigan half-voters on his way to the polls

But seriously, folks-

I can't help but feel their pain.

As long as both Democrats and Republicans allow both Iowa and New Hampshire to exercise such inordinate influence on the presidential candidate selection process, then every single one of us can legitimately proclaim, to paraphrase President John F. Kennedy-

"I, too, am a half-voter."

3 comments:

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

You think that's bad, think about how I feel.

My name wasn't on the ballot in Michigan either but the motherfuckers won't award me any delegates.

Anonymous said...

Dude, that's mean (and hilarious)

SecondComingOfBast said...

That's too bad, I would probably vote for you. Just don't go around smooching on old North Vietnamese prison guards and you might do all right.