A big scandal of sorts is brewing in the Northwest Ohio River town of Ashland Kentucky, and it's a doozy. Nine police officers have been temporarily releaved of duty, with pay, during the course of an investigtion into their alleged on-duty sexual activities-with the same woman.
The womans lawyer, to make matters even murkier -which is to say suspicous as hell-was the one who brought this to the city's attention. According to this source, the woman, in her early twenties, gave a detailed 900 page account of her recent escapades with the police, and in the meantime managed to pass a polygraph examination given by a former FBI agent. But, according to the lawyer, there is no plans of yet-OF YET-to file a lawsuit on the alleged "victims" behalf.
I'm sure it's coming. Why else bring the matter up, assumming it was consensual. And if it were not, why not outright file charges? Probably because this is what is commonly known as a "cop whore", out to make a killing from the beleaquered city of Ashland, who found out she may have a big pay day coming, especially if one or more of the incidents of sexual misconduct involved the use of drugs and/or alcohol. Just couldn't get enough by being the neighborhood snitch (and I don't mean enough dick, she evidently got more than enough of that-I guess). Help with the rent and other matters, like having the other way zealously appraissed when you go about your illicit business, whatever that might be, can only get you so far when you have to spend too much time on your back with your legs spread open.
To be fair, I'm only speculating (and having loads of fun doing it). The womans name has not been released, so I am only guessing at her motives. The nine cops have not had their names revaled either, though of course everybody in Ashland knows who they are, I'm sure, or could easily learn their names. Ashland is not that big a place. As I'm sure the ninth cop to receive his suspension realized when he arrived to work, having just returned from a two weeks vacation, only to be greeted with the news. I can only imagine how foolish he must have felt as he walked out of police headquarters and realized what everybody had been laughing at on his way in.
As for the woman, again, I can only wonder, does she have a husband, children? Is she from a well-to-do family? Damn, I hope so. If she's just your average street trash, then this won't be near as much fun. But whoever-or whatever-she is, it begs the question, how and why did this get to an attorney? After all, this must have been going on for some time. Did she engage in group sex, with all of them maybe at various times.
And can she prove the charges? How?
"Well, so and so has the biggest dick, it's _ inches long and about yay wide", I can hear her say in court. "So and so over there though has the shortest. While him over there, he has this weird mole on the shaft of his cock. And whatzhisname over there, he cums too fast. Not like whatzhisface though, he can go all day and night. Poor whatzis, he can't get it up without Viagra." And on and on.
Of course, some things can be proven, some might not be so easy, but I have to chuckle at the thought of all these poor schmucks standing in line having their private parts photographed. Of course, it's not going to come to all that. There is only one thing yet to be decided in the case of the Ashland Nine. And that is, will the matter be investigated privately, from within the confines of the Ashland Police Department? Or will the city insist on the hiring of an outsided, independant investigator, in order to insure not only a fair and impartial investigation, but that everything is done above board-in other words, for appearrances sake?
Times were when a matter such as this would have been swept completely under the rug in most jurisdictions and would have been the subject of scorn and derision in others. maybe those times weren't so bad in regards to matters such as these. Of course, if the charges are true, even if the sex was completely consensual, and it occurred during on-duty hours, then the officers will have to be let go, unfortunately. You just can't have that kind of thing going on with your local police or other public officials, on the public time and the public dime.
But the city of Ashland should beware, and not too quick to pounce on behalf of an alleged victim who might be out for nothing more than a big payday at the expense of the city and it's taxpayers.
