Time For The Fucking Israelites To Make Amends

DRAFT RESOLUTION-THE ISRAELITE GENOCIDE RESOLUTION ON BEHALF OF THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES OF THE LAND OF CANAAN

We, the Congress of the United States of America, do hereby declare that we recognize the atrocity that occurred during the span of time roughly calculated to from 1470 BCE, and ended at roughly 1080 BCE, amounted to a policy of genocide. This murderous policy, conducted by the nation of Israel, they perpetrated against the formerly indigenous peoples of the land formerly known as Canaan. These various tribes of peoples were known individually as the Jebusites, the Girgasites, the Kenites, and the Amorites, et al, and were known collectively by the all-inclusive designation of Canaanite. May the record reflect that this atrocity is recognized by us as such and no longer will the true nature of its history by us be excused by the use of such propagandistic appellations as “God’s Will”.

We hereby ascertain that this system of genocide, though excused on ethnic, racial, cultural, and even on religious grounds, was in fact an example of mass murder conducted on a national scale. It was unprecedented in its day and indeed was seldom equaled at any period of history that followed, such was the inherent level of utter barbaric savagery in which it was carried out.

That policy, which has been recorded and so preserved, throughout succeeding generations, in the collection of sacred scriptures known as the Holy Bible, states as a policy that the entire various peoples and tribes of the Canaanites should be exterminated not only amongst all adults, but even their children and infants as well were to be demolished. Such was the level of utter hatred exhibited by this policy, that in many instances, even their livestock was not spared, and even their gold and other valuables were commanded to be destroyed.

We hereby then pass this resolution in recognition of the savagery of this deed, and in the further declaration that this record of genocide should nevermore occur again. Nor should this or other such examples be portrayed in such a way as to make this or other such similar actions appear to be justified, or in any way commendable under any circumstances-regardless of religious, cultural, racial, or ethnic considerations.

We therefore urge all such records be denounced by all civilized peoples, and encourage adoption of such policies as to discourage any unseemly admiration or further potential encouragement of such events. We urge the Israeli government to itself decry this shameful episode from its ancient past. We encourage them to adopt a similar resolution denouncing this history, and in other ways to aim at reconciliation with the heritage of the formerly indigenous peoples of the land formerly known as Canaan. We urge them to take whatever other steps is necessary to come to terms with its shameful, murderous history, and in lieu of reparations, to spare no expense at insuring their people never endeavor to engage in this type of atrocity again. To this end, we recommend an extensive period of cultural sensitivity education and a policy of national and international tolerance be encouraged, and in fact required in the education and upbringing of its citizens.

We, the United States Senate and House of Representatives do hereby declare this joint resolution of both Houses of Congress, and do enter it into the record as
such.

END OF DRAFT RESOLUTION

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