AGAIN!

Thanks to Lynda Lycan for these sick and hilarious jokes, some of the sickest and funniest I have ever read in my life. Lynda's MySpace page can be accessed by clicking on the link which is embedded in the title of this post.

Q: What's the difference between onions and hookers?
A: I don't cry when I chop up hookers.

Q: What is the worst part about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What is the difference between a mansion and 10 year old?
A: I have never been inside a mansion.

Q: What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?
A: A woman.

Q: What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
A: Depends!

Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?
: You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8.

Q: What did the clown say to your dead baby?
A: The clown only fucked your dead baby. He didn't say much.

Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS!

Q: What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Vietnamese boy?
A: Nothing!

Q: What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?
A: An erection.

Q: What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?

Q: How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on her Teddy Bear.

Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!

Q: What do lesbians do for fun when they are on their period?
A: Finger-paint.

Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
A: The 7 year old in my trunk.

Q: How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it explodes?
A: I dunno. Always too busy masturbating to notice.

Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 3 yr old?
A: Wiping the blood off your clown shoes.