This is a test of your local PDS station. The trouble is not in your set.
Repeat-your television is an innocent bystander. Do not shoot it. In the event of a real emergency, you will be instructed on the first Tuesday of November of 2012 to turn the barrel of your gun at a one hundred eighty degree angle away from your television screen, and then to commence firing.
This has been a test of your emergency Palin Derangement Syndrome station. The problem is not in your set. And now we return you to our regularly scheduled program. But first, a word from our sponsor.
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