ANCIENT RITES AND RANTS (AND IMMORTAL BULLSHIT)

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you pull out in front of the wrong driver, after which guards have to restrain you from...

Epilogues in novels are more than mere throwaway chapters of little importance. They serve to wind things down following a climax, which is ...

One of those Michigan half-voters on his way to the polls But seriously, folks- I can't help but feel their pain. As long as both Democr...

The mystery has been solved . Stonehenge was a burial center, probably for an elite royal family that ruled a large portion of Southern Engl...

Some people might have the wrong impression that I am a supporter of Barak Obama, based on my defense of him in the context of certain areas...

It has just been announced that Barak Obama has resigned as a member of Trinity Church , which he attended for more than twenty years, and w...

Is Naomi Campbell a stupid fucking cunt, or what? Here this hot-tempered bitch is, throwing phones at people’s heads, sued for assault by fo...

A long time ago, politicians learned how to farm outrage as a method to grow political power. That is nothing new, and has gone on since lon...

Why are so many people mad at Scott McClellan? Bob Dole, for just one example, is mad enough to spit nails, and in fact he pretty much did j...

It's a picture of some naked kids, two of them apparently restraining another one, one might legitimately assume for the purpose of sexu...

Lindsay Lohan is probably a lesbian-she just doesn’t want you to know it. I don’t know why. Check out this picture of her with "good fr...

Carbon Belch Day? Shit, I celebrate that all the time. Every day around here is carbon belch day. The way I look at it, Mother Nature will ...

Obama: "I had an uncle who was one of the -- who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentrat...

Memorial Day was originally an occasion to celebrate the sacrifice of fallen soldiers, but quickly evolved into an occasion for the remembra...

Obama did everything he could think of to decrease the margin of Hillary Clitnon's expected win in the Kentucky primary last Tuesday, sh...

Links to previous installments are at the end of this chapter. Radu-Chapter XXXXVI (A Novel by Patrick Kelley) The Last Chapter (24 pages ap...